This woman goes into a dentist’s office,

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the

| Judge jokes

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the

| Sport jokes

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It's distracting!" Caddy: "This isn't a watch, sir, its a compass!"

Which fly captured the ladybird?

| Insect jokes

Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.

Have you seen www.pitchdark.com?

| Internet jokes

Have you seen www.pitchdark.com? Yes, but I really couldn't see what all the fuss is about.

Before we got married,

| Marriage jokes

Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.

This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he says: “I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth.” The woman then says: “Ooooohhhh, I’d rather have a baby!” To which the dentist replies: “Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair.”