How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

Q: How do you find a blind man

| Dirty jokes

Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It's not hard.

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What do

| Blonde jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!

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A man goes skydiving for the first time. After

| Dirty jokes

A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. He tries again. Still nothing. He starts to panic, but remembers his ba

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Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3

| Ethnic jokes

Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The American decided to take along his wife, the Englishman decided to take along books to learn how to

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The difference

| Men jokes

The difference between men and women A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "Stupid!" They each continue on their way,

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How can you tell a dog from a tomato? The tomato is red.