Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A:
| Cat jokes
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!
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I guess I didnt get my birthday wish.
| Birthday jokes
I guess I didnt get my birthday wish. "How do you know?" "You're still here!"
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Hello? the blonde responded answering the
| Dirty jokes
Hello? the blonde responded answering the phone. Hearing no response, she repeated, "Hello?" "I'll bet you want me to come over and take you into the bedroom, undress you, lick you from head to toe, and then make mad passionate love to you until dawn." the male voice whispered. "Scheesch! Y
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Do robots have sisters ?
| Brother and sister jokes
Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !
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Patient: "It must be
| Dentist jokes
Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth." Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
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Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren’t upright, they’re grand.