Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in
| Weather jokes
Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the "pouring rain." Well , atleast the dew point is coming down!
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What do you call a man who opens the car door for
| Men jokes
What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur.
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Nigel: You said
| Dentist jokes
Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.
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Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay
| Dirty jokes
Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay bottom goes to his doctor. The physician prescribes suppositories, but when it comes time to use them the young man is afraid he will do it wrong. So he goes into the bathroom and bends over and looks through his legs into the mirror to line up the
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Police Chief:
| Police jokes
Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didn't you?
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An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You’re pretty good with numbers, Keith. How many sheep do you reckon are in that paddock?” The accountant looks at the sheep for a moment and says, “One thousand, eight hundred and thirty two.” The farmer is amazed. “Exactly right”, he says. “How did you work that out so fast?” “Easy,” says the accountant “I counted the number of feet and divided by 4.”