Beginning Magic

A wife was

| Marriage jokes

A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unleash the beast in me." The wife snickered and replied, "Unlike a lot of women, 'dear', I'm not the least bit afraid of a mouse."

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At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters

| Aviation jokes

At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenger as quickly as they could. A man toward the end of the snaking line of passengers was obviously impatient and very frustrated at having to wait so long in the slow movin

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How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

| Easter jokes

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

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As migration approached, two elderly vultures

| Aviation jokes

As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked. "No, tha

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Teacher: What are the four

| Internet jokes

Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my element.

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Beginning Magic by Beatrix Star