What surfs the
| Internet jokes
What surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'? Thomas the Search Engine.
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What is it when a man talks dirty to
| Dirty jokes
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment.
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Detective: Do you think
| Criminal jokes
Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.
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My sister is so dim she thinks that
| Brother and sister jokes
My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
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Teacher: I'd like a room, please.
| Travel and tourist jokes
Teacher: I'd like a room, please. Hotel Receptionist: Single, Sir? Teacher: Yes, but I am engaged.
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Patient: I’m really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothing well. Patient: I feel like killing myself. T: You’re thinking of killing yourself. P: Yes, I’m going to do it NOW. T: You want to do it now. P: [Jumps out window.] T: Woosh. Splat.