Nigel: You said

Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Which baseball team is currently the favourite

| Burger jokes

Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

| Various animal jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What did the overweight

| Dance jokes

What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ? The dance of the sugar plump fairy !

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Why did Davy Crockett always

| Birthday jokes

Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!

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Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn’t. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.