Why was the robber bionic?

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

| Face jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.

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Marriage is a three-ring circus:

| Marriage jokes

Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring... Wedding ring... Suffering!!!

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When a knight in armour was killed in

| Dead and dying jokes

When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !

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Q: Why couldn't

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

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Why do bees hum ?

| Insect jokes

Why do bees hum ? Because they've forgotten the words !

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Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.