Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
| Face jokes
Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.
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Marriage is a three-ring circus:
| Marriage jokes
Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring... Wedding ring... Suffering!!!
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When a knight in armour was killed in
| Dead and dying jokes
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !
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Q: Why couldn't
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn't know which one came first!
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Why do bees hum ?
| Insect jokes
Why do bees hum ? Because they've forgotten the words !
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Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.