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Why was he woman arrested on a

| Cow jokes

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!

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I got a letter from my sister.

| Baby jokes

I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or girl. So I don't know if I'm an uncle or an aunt.

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What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

| Dog jokes

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !

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Did you find my horse well

| Horse jokes

Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!

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If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both

| Lawyer jokes

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

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Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says “all cotton.” Salesman: Oh, that’s just to keep the moths away.