Why was he woman arrested on a
| Cow jokes
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!
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I got a letter from my sister.
| Baby jokes
I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or girl. So I don't know if I'm an uncle or an aunt.
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What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?
| Dog jokes
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !
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Did you find my horse well
| Horse jokes
Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
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If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both
| Lawyer jokes
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
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Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says “all cotton.” Salesman: Oh, that’s just to keep the moths away.