What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a
| Bus jokes
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
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What did one chicken say to the other after they
| Bird jokes
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"
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What do you get when you cross a collie with a
| Dog jokes
What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie!
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Q: What's musical and handy in a
| Music jokes
Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt.
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A police officer attempts to stop a car for
| Police jokes
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give
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How do salespeople traditionally greet each other? “Hi. Nice to meet you. I’m better than you.”