There once was a blind man who decided to visit
| Blind jokes
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he
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A little kid is sitting on a park bench
| Children jokes
A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he continues to eat like that he won`t live very long; indignantly the kid says " oh yeah my grandfather lived to be 104 years old" the old man replies "i'm sure he did kid.but it wasn`
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Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A:
| Cat jokes
Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!
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Why wouldn't the
| Pig jokes
Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
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What's a dog favourite hobby ?
| Dog jokes
What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !
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What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!