Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and

believe that the members of the dental

| Dentist jokes

believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.

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Q: What will you never say about a

| Music jokes

Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche.

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Two newfies walked into a pet

| Idiot and fool jokes

Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says "I want four budgies." Salesman-certainly sir, would you like two male and two female or all male or all female? Newfie-I don't care. I just want 4 budgies! Salesman-certainly sir, what color would you like? We have yellow, blue, gr... Newfi

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Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why

| Lawyer jokes

Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle.

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Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass

| Halloween jokes

Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!

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Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!