For all of you with teenagers or who have had
| Cat jokes
For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: - Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. - No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane effo
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How does the captain know the aircraft is
| Aviation jokes
How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
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Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to
| Criminal jokes
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?" The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked
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What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.