A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to

What letter should you avoid?

| Letter jokes

What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean.

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Bill: My sister has lovely

| Beauty jokes

Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it's not on her head.

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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

| Bird jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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THE teacher announced that to

| Spelling jokes

THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation. Mary went first. "My Dad is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he were here, he would give everyone a cookie." Next came Tommy. "My dad is a banker, b

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When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what

| Bath jokes

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.

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A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. “Listen,” said the shoplifter, “I know you don’t want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?” The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, “This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?”