After accepting an

Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?

| Various animal jokes

Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !

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Knowing that the minister was very fond of

| Religious jokes

Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration - that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper. "Gladly," responded the good man. When the church magazine came out a few days la

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One Hundred

| Book title jokes

One Hundred Metres to the Bus Stop, by Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont

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A man coughed violently, and his false

| Teeth jokes

A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. "Oh, dear," he said, "whatever shall I do? I can't afford a new set." "Don't worry," said his friend. "I'll get a pair from my brother for you." The next day the friend came back with the teeth, whi

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When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting

| Bus jokes

When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, “Honey, God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one.”