Why are Vampires Democrats?
| Political jokes
Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in 2000.
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PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball
| Internet jokes
PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
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One day a guy was driving with his
| Car and train jokes
One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know that, daddy." He replied, "How'd you know?" The girl said, "Because you didn't say 'ASSHOLE! afterw
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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every
| Elephant jokes
What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !
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I was married 3 times
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
I was married 3 times explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull." "That's a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?" "She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!"
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A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There’s no room,’ they said. ‘It’s full up! ‘But you must let me on! shouted the man. ‘Why, what’s so special about you?’ they asked. I’m the driver,’ replied the man.