How do you
| Women jokes
How do you fix a woman's watch? - It doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven.
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A boy with an elephant on his head went to
| Elephant jokes
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help" "Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot !"
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What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his
| Monster jokes
What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
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The husband was not home at
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband, drunk as a skunk, trying to navigate the stairs. "Do you rea
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What's the difference between a very
| Dead and dying jokes
What's the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.
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Mah sons real smart! crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. “He’s only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!” “What’s his name?” asked the friend. “Bob.”