I hear you take milk baths.

Never before had Sue looked in the box that

| Marriage jokes

Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband kept under their bed. The box had been there for the past 20 years of their marriage but she had never invaded his privacy. One day, while cleaning, she decided to take a look in the box. She didn't figure it was anything he was hiding

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Three vampires walk into a

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood." The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like som

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Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because

| Witch jokes

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because there's no point in it.

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

| Humor jokes

Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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What steps should you take if you

| Travel and tourist jokes

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels? Very large ones.

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I hear you take milk baths. That’s right. Why? I can’t find a cow tall enough for a shower!