Two Canadian hunters were driving through the
| Hunting jokes
Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home.
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Why did the ghost work at
| Ghost jokes
Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.
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My daughter went to a local Taco Bell
| Idiot and fool jokes
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
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Little
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin a
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Customer: I'd like a watch that tells
| Time jokes
Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time? Customer: No, you have to look at it.
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What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying (flying) objects.