Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the
| Music jokes
Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist? A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.
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I was given the ultimatum 3
| Fishing jokes
I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "it's me or your fishing." Gee I miss her.
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What would you call a nine day old dog in
| Dog jokes
What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy.
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A weather intern walks into
| Weather jokes
A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills up the bar. After drinking his Draft things seem to get back to normal. The guy then orders a Thunderclap on ice. Suddenly the roof gets pelted with hail stones and an inte
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The manager of a large city
| Zoo jokes
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: "I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience." He stared at the screen, focusing on that odd word mon
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Monster: I’m so ugly. Ghost: It’s not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.