Why wouldn’t the bird

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just

| Farmer jokes

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out

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An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths

| Military jokes

An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However, he was not prepared to pay the high prices. After failing to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, he ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes, man, I'

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Father: You were absent on the day of the

| School jokes

Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

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May I take your order? the waiter asked.

| Food jokes

May I take your order? the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."

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Now my motto in

| College jokes

Now my motto in life, said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?" "My motto is let bygones be bygones." "That's good. Why did you choose that?" "Then I wouldn't have to take any history classes!"

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Why wouldn’t the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn’t want the pigs eating shredded tweet.