Andy: “Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a

| Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.

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What do you call a 100

| Frog jokes

What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !

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Three Republicans walk into a bar.

| Political jokes

Three Republicans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here." The Republicans say, "That's OK...We don't serve you either.

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The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be

| Accountant jokes

The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.

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Two men were digging a ditch on a very

| Idiot and fool jokes

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him." So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are

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Andy: “Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row.” Doctor: “Hold it, Andy. That doesn’t sound so terrible.” Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end.”