Eating Dogs
| Vietnamese
Two Vietnamese refugees have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, ""I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."" ""Odd,"" her companion replies, ""but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."" Nodding emphatically, one of t
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How do you know when an
| Accountant jokes
How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.
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How many psychiatrists
| Mental health jokes
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.
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What is an autograph?
| Car and train jokes
What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother.
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If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn’t raining.