Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my
| School jokes
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
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How does Dracula keep fit?
| Vampire jokes
How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.
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After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were
| Humor jokes
After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. "I didn't think much of the knife thrower, did you?" said Geoff. "I thought he was great!" enthused Don. "Well, I didn't," said Geoff. "He kept throwing those knives at that soppy girl but he didn
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The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought
| Computer jokes
The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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What does Father Christmas call his money
| Christmas jokes
What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?'
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Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar