Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!
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An elderly lady did her shopping and,
| Old age jokes
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car, scumbags !"
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First witch: My, hasn't your little
| Witch jokes
First witch: My, hasn't your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.
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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of
| Weather jokes
What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.
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Why does Bill Clinton wear
| Clinton jokes
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
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How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!