Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.
What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.
Bus passenger: I’d like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, I’m in the bus queue, aren’t I?
How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.
Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won’t stand in your way.
Why didn’t anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn’t fit through the door.
Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !
What “bus” crossed the ocean? Columbus.
Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn’t matter. Both ends stop.