When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?
| Cat jokes
When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !
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How do you know if you have a tough mosquito
| Insect jokes
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !
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What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ?
| Insect jokes
What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !
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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One
| Cannibal jokes
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend. The other one replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.
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Q: What's the difference between Bill
| Clinton jokes
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.
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An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there’s any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he’s in luck; there’s a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza. Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, What the heck did you put on this pizza? The delivery man bows deeply and says, We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only.