Why did the bat miss the bus?

Why did the blonde put her finger

| Blonde jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.

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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar

| Cannibal jokes

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for

| Dog jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can't drive !

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Jane's father

| Restaurant jokes

Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he'd spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter, "Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?" "Gosh!" exclaimed Jane, "Are we getting a dog?"

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Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid?

| Humor jokes

Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!

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Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.