A couple of biologists had twins.

I hate paying my income tax.

| Money jokes

I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money

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Q: What word begins with the letter "F"

| Firefighter jokes

Q: What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"? A: FIRETRUCK.

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Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

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Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.

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What do you call a ghost who only

| Ghost jokes

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.

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What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

| Vampire jokes

What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.

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A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.