Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited
| Computer jokes
Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important people to send my message out to all the people: "Tomorrow I will destroy the earth." Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them: "I have two really bad n
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Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our
| Salesmen jokes
Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. Customer: Forget it! No one round here's got room in their houses for a mammoth.
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Q: How
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
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Which of the seven dwarfs use the
| Internet jokes
Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.
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Psychiatrist: Well, what's
| Mental health jokes
Psychiatrist: Well, what's your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes. Psychiatrist: There's nothing wrong with that. Lots of people prefer brown shoes to black shoes. I do myself. Patient: Really? How do your like yours - fried or boiled?'
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What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ? Lou !