A Jewish
| Ethnic jokes
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he'll spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response: "Go stand on the corner for
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a
| Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !
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Big Brother: That planet
| Brother and sister jokes
Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.
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Q: Who has the right of
| Car and train jokes
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Why are elephants large, grey and
| Elephant jokes
Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.
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Tim once took his small cousin with him while he went fishing: When he returned, he was looking very fed up. “I’ll never do that again,” he complained to his Dad. “Did she frighten off the fish?” enquired Dad. “No,” replied Tim. “She sat on the bank and ate all my maggots.”