According to "The Australian," an airliner
| Aviation jokes
According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign. The vibration stopped immediately. A passenger emerged from a lavatory and explained that he had been jogging
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yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light
| Yo momma jokes
yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
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A city boy was
| Weather jokes
A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along. 'It smells like rain,' he said to the boy. The city boy replied, 'They said it was lemonade.
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What's a mouse's least favorite record ?
| Mouse jokes
What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !
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WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a
| Food jokes
WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?" HUSBAND: "No thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at home."
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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.