I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge
| Dentist jokes
I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boys tooth. "Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared out four other p
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A man comes home early from work
| Marriage jokes
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, "My God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to', but YOU ???"
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Ted
| Money jokes
Ted said to his friend, 'can you lend me $10?' 'But I only have $8,' his friend replied. That's OK, you can always owe me the other $2!
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Two Jewish
| Ethnic jokes
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?" . "Oy vey, Abraham, it's not going so good, we had a flood last week." "So, Morrie," whispers Abraham "How do you start a flood?".
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A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car,
| Blonde jokes
A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he’ll spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response: “Go stand on the corner for two hours and come back, I’ll give you two dollars. Everybody wins.”