What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a

When the new patient was settled

| Mental health jokes

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning." "Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the E

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Three cookies were crossing the road when the

| Food jokes

Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety? Crumbs!

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In the beginning, God created the earth and

| Women jokes

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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A man inserted an advertisement in the

| Women jokes

A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a hundred letters saying "You can have mine."

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Men are like animals:

| Men jokes

Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !