At Parris Island, a sergeant was teaching a

What grows on the World Wide Web and

| Internet jokes

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings? Internettles.

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Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling.

| Spelling jokes

Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After a moment's reflection, Johnny said, "Canoe?"

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An elephant was walking in a park. With each

| Elephant jokes

An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant -- first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making all the little ants,

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What do you get if you cross a telephone

| Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !

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What's black and white and turns

| Horse jokes

What's black and white and turns cartwheels? A piebald horse pulling a cart!

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At Parris Island, a sergeant was teaching a private to throw a grenade at a pracitice training course. He ran about 10 yards away to be safe, and yelled the instructions. “Pull the pin, throw and hit the dirt!” The private proceeds to do so, and throws the explosive directly at the sergeant! A few months later, the sergeant meets the private in a group of men killed in battle. He goes up the the private- no hard feelings because heaven is well, great- and asks him how he ‘bit the dust. Responds the private: “Well, i was caught in a ambush; these guys,” He thumbs behind him. “got caught in the jeep under the fire. I managed to make it to a ditch where i yanked a grenade form my belt and pulled the pin and lever. The enemy runs away seeing it, so i put the grenade back onto my belt.”