Q: What do you get when you cross
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole'
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Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David
| Religious jokes
Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? A. The thought had never entered his head before.
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Yo mama is so ugly the government
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.
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Teacher: When do
| Cowboy jokes
Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!
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Customer: "I've been doing risk analysis by
| Computer jokes
Customer: "I've been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automatically -- but there's a bug in it. The answers come out differently each time." Tech Support: "Sir, are you aware that our program uses Monte-Carlo analysis?" Customer:
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If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong.