The thrill is gone from my marriage, Brian

A teacher at a

| Blind jokes

A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game". They stop for a rest break, and to let the kids work off some energy with a little impromptu practice in a nearby pasture. The teacher is sitting in a nearby diner, explaining to another patron how it

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Are you in

| School jokes

Are you in the top half of your class ? No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible !

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During the heat of the space race in the

| Aviation jokes

During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ballpoint pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of

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Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?

| Ethnic jokes

Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road? A: He saw some American do it on TV.

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What sort of animals make the best TV

| Movie and TV jokes

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !

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The thrill is gone from my marriage, Brian told his best friend Mike. “Why not add some intrigue to your life, and have an affair?” his friend suggested. “But what if my wife finds out?” “Heck, we are almost on the begining of the 21st centrury, Brian. Go ahead and tell her about it!” So Brian went home and said, “Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together.” “Forget it,” said his wife. “I’ve tried that many times – it never worked.”