What's the
| Bus jokes
What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.
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How does an apple a day keep the doctor
| Apple jokes
How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.
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Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his
| Marriage jokes
Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurance company ... Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money. Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of the old barn and provide you with a
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You know the
| Marriage jokes
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nites, and so does she.
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Fred's mother was on the
| Dentist jokes
Fred's mother was on the telephone to the boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she complained, "I thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but you've charged me $80." "It is usually $20, ma'am," agreed the dentist, "but Fred yelled so loudly that three of my other patients ran away!
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Pilot: Tower, there’s a runway light burning. Tower: I’m sure there must be dozens of lights burning. Pilot: Sorry, I mean it’s smoking.