A man is flying in a hot air balloon
| Business jokes
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
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Alsation: How come
| Dog jokes
Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!
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Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor:
| Fishing jokes
Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, I'm serious!
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Q: What did one strawberry say to the
| Food jokes
Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"
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I've been shopping for
| Birthday jokes
I've been shopping for my wife's birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why didn't you come to my house - you could have had some of ours for free!
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Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!