Personally, I like
| Car and train jokes
Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing for the exits, I shouted: "Quick! There are only enough cars in the parking lot for half of us!"
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I got a call from a woman who
| Travel and tourist jokes
I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly
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Sign at restaurant reads:
| Restaurant jokes
Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home'
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Teacher: What's 2 and 2
| School jokes
Teacher: What's 2 and 2 Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good Pupil: Good ?, that's perfect !
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What is the vampire's
| Vampire jokes
What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.
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Customer: “I’ve been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automatically — but there’s a bug in it. The answers come out differently each time.” Tech Support: “Sir, are you aware that our program uses Monte-Carlo analysis?” Customer: “Of course I am. That’s why I bought it.” Tech Support: “Sir, do you know what Monte-Carlo analysis does?” Customer: “Don’t get rude with me, of course I do.” Tech Support: “Put briefly, sir, it runs through your project several times, throwing random delays in, and at the end it averages out the results.” Customer: “I know all that — what I want to know is why it keeps giving me different answers every time I run it.”