These two friends are about to go to
| Dance jokes
These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap. They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, Would I?
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Why is someone who borrows money but does not
| Money jokes
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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Why doesn't a dog
| Dog jokes
Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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What do you call someone who draws funny
| Car and train jokes
What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !
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A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs. The Customs official says, “Have you got anything to declare?” He thinks a second and he says, “It’s a nice-a day!”