A little Italian grandfather comes

These two friends are about to go to

| Dance jokes

These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap. They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, Would I?

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Why is someone who borrows money but does not

| Money jokes

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

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Why doesn't a dog

| Dog jokes

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

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The Greatest

| Book title jokes

The Greatest Party by Maud D. Merrier

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What do you call someone who draws funny

| Car and train jokes

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !

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A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs. The Customs official says, “Have you got anything to declare?” He thinks a second and he says, “It’s a nice-a day!”