What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

These two blondes walk into a

| Blonde jokes

These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting

| Bus jokes

When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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St Peter is standing at heaven's gate

| Heaven and hell jokes

St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?" "I was a policeman," he responded. "What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked. "I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids." "Wonderful m

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Henderson bought a new

| Idiot and fool jokes

Henderson bought a new car and, after he left the showroom, decided to catch a movie. When he came out, Henderson noticed he'd locked the car and left the keys in the ignition. He telephoned the dealer. "Which is the cheapest window to break?" he asked. "You don't have to break any of the w

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What animal do you look like when you get into

| Bath jokes

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !

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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !