What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !
Category: Frog jokes
How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?
How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !
I’d like a new frog, please.
I’d like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.
Q: What do you call a frog
Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!
A librarian was quietly working when three
A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said “BUK BUK BUK” Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and they left. An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned the books they had taken earlier and said “BUK BUK BUK” Now convinced she was out of her mind she gave them three books, they took one each and left. This time she decided to follow them. She followed them down to the local pond and stood horrified as they threw the books into the water. All of a sudden they flew back out of the pond and a frog stuck it’s head up saying “RREDIT RREDIT RREDIT!”
Once upon a time, a
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, ” I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so.” That night, while the princess dined on frog legs,she kept laughing and saying, “I don’t THINK so.”
A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He
A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. “What’s that?” asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the situation. The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had for the loan and the frog held out his hand. “Oh,” said the manager, “that’s a knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan.”
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: “Baroke, baroke, baroke.”
What does a
What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.
Q: How did the frog cross the
Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn’t.