How many letters are there in the
| Letter jokes
How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
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Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street)
| Police jokes
Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!
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How does Dracula keep fit?
| Vampire jokes
How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.
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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?
| E-mail jokes
How do Italian Chefs swap recipes? By Spaghett-e-mail!
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How did you find the weather at camp?
| Weather jokes
How did you find the weather at camp? It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!
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What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you’ll have no clothes to wear, if we don’t do laundry right now!” What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C’mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah, blah, blah, on the floor blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes blah, blah, blah, blah, right now !