Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street)

Q: What do you call a blonde with a

| Dirty jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet fuck all.

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A guy took his blonde

| Blonde jokes

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents." "What on earth do you mean???" "Well

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Q: How is lightning like a violist's

| Music jokes

Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport

| Aviation jokes

The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking location but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (PanAm 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground and

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Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful

| Blonde jokes

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

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Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!