Two Marines were sitting around talking one day.

Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth

| Teeth jokes

Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?'

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First monster: That

| Monster jokes

First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well you'd better roll them back to her, she might need them.

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A very successful businessman had a meeting

| Parent jokes

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn th

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Windsor castle, outside of London,

| Travel and tourist jokes

Windsor castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport. While a group of tourist was standing outside the castle admiring the elegant structure, a plane flew overhead at a relatively low altitude making a tremendous amount of noise. One particular

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What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a

| Cowboy jokes

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !

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Two Marines were sitting around talking one day. The first Marine asked the second Marine, “If they were to drop a bomb right now, what would be the first thing you would do?” The second Marine said, “I would screw the first thing that moved. What would you do?” The first Marine replied, “I would stand very still for half an hour.”