A man needing a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?" Th
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A cat and a mouse died on the same
| Heaven and hell jokes
A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them 'How do you like it so far?' The mouse replied 'It's great, but can I get a pair of roller skates?' God said 'Sure', and he gave him a pair of roller skates. The next day God saw the cat and a
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What is the best way to talk to a
| Vampire jokes
What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance.
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A man in a bar
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000." "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest
| School jokes
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !
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Q: What dinosaur can’t stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!