A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a
| Humor jokes
A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?" "I paid through the nose!" he replied'
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Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come
| Rabbit jokes
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now. Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.
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How do you insult a hamburger patty?
| Burger jokes
How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!
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Q. "Why do the commodes in
| Military jokes
Q. "Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?" A. "So that if the seat falls while they're drinking, it won't smack them in the back of the head"
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What's worse than a
| Women jokes
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that won't do what she's told.
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Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration – that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper. “Gladly,” responded the good man. When the church magazine came out a few days later, the elder turned at once to the “appreciation” column. There he read: “The minister extends his thanks to Elder Brown for his gift of fruit and for the spirit in which it was given.”