Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a python

The man who

| Dead and dying jokes

The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," replied the Sheriff. "We just put the rope round your neck and kick the horse away. After that it's up to you."

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If fire fighters fight fire and crime

| Answer me this jokes

If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

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An insect falls into a mug of beer.

| Ethnic jokes

An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out. American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer. Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer. Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys hims

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Why do bears

| Various animal jokes

Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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A traveller pulls into a hotel

| Travel and tourist jokes

A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with t

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Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a python You can’t get round me just like that you know!