Did you hear? Laments gettin a

A tiny but

| Old age jokes

A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye. "What on earth," she inquired of the artist standing nearby, "is that?" He smiled condescendingly. "That, my dear lady, is supposed

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A family was having dinner on

| Marriage jokes

A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong. "Nothing," said the woman. Not buying it, he asked again. "Seriously, what's wrong?" "Do you really want to know? Well, I'll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned

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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a

| Cow jokes

If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land

| Bird jokes

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !

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Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

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Did you hear? Laments gettin a Ph.D. “What does Ph.D. stand for?” “in his case, Pin-headed Dope.”